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My Amazon Wish List

Monday, November 28th, 2011

For the many of you I expect are wondering what to get me for Christmas, the glowing reviews of this product has made it a must-have.

5.0 out of 5 stars Accept no substitutes when casually repressing students
Whenever I need to breezily inflict discipline on unruly citizens, I know I can trust Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray to get the job done! The power of reason is no match for Defense Technology’s superior repression power. When I reach for my can of Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper…

Thank you

Split brain experiments

Thursday, November 17th, 2011

I recently became involved in a discussion on the subject of consciousness,and find it is much too large a subject to discuss here and I’m not qualified to do so anyway.

But the subject of experiments came up, and one of the kind of experiments which have influenced my thinking on the subject are the famous split brain experiments.

They are worth considering.

So found a video of a split brain experiment for people to make of it what they will:

And just for fun I added this:

National Hippie Day

Thursday, November 10th, 2011

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As we enter the Hippie Day four day weekend I, along with millions of others, will use the opportunity to gather with family and friends. We will waste kilowatts flittering to the homes of loved ones, gather ’round the family hookah, stuff ourselves with tofu turkey and play hologames or watch futbol on the holo. And few of us will consider the meaning of the holiday.

This is a shame.

Every citizen of the United Americas owes the hippies a debt they can never repay – and that most don’t even understand. Today we live in a world that hasn’t seen a significant war in 40 years. The huge sums that had been wasted on armaments have instead been used to provide healthcare and social services to our population of almost a billion.

Compared to the time of the hippies we have almost no crime or extreme poverty or childhood mortality. Our Gross National Happiness ratings are now right up there with the European Union, despite coming from behind. We can vacation to L5 or even Moonbase Jerry Brown and Health Secretary Elders makes available to everyone Japan’s finest animatronic lovedolls in all genders and races.

It is hard to imagine the path that the Americas might have descended had not the hippies activism succeeded and Richard Nixon been elected President rather than RFK.

In those dark days young men were told that they should follow orders and kill people and that this was “honorable”. Churches were corrupt and in bed with the government, promoting nationalism and militarism. Our most respected Christian church, the Society of Friends, was looked down upon as a minor cult and Buddhism was practically unknown except as asian monks setting themselves afire.

In those days US Presidents could practically guarantee their re-elections by waging war against much smaller nations and had no difficulty in fabricating a lie ( in this case it was “Tonkin Gulf”) to justify the war and make it appear that the US was under threat from the small and defenseless nation.

Imagine if that were still true today, when our leaders are applauded for keeping the peace and it would take a seriously considered declaration of war to attack an “enemy” nation.

To understand what the hippies were up against you need to understand that the entire culture maintained fictions about both the purpose of the war and the purpose of the warrior. Everyone pretended that the purpose of the war was to “bring freedom” to Vietnam, while we appointed token dictators and when that one didn’t work out assasinated them and appointed a new one. We maintained the fiction that honorable soldiers would be fighting enemy soldiers honorably on battlefields with civilian populations unharmed, all the while dropping literally millions of tons of bombs and millions of tons of poison on the country – and neighboring neutral countries as well. Secretly.

And hippies were told that if they just followed orders and joined the war they would be “heroes”, they would receive government handouts and preferential treatment and their future lives as businessmen and politicans would be assured.

Otherwise they risked prison or exile or the Group W Bench and their futures would be ruined. Hippies were spit upon. The Governor of California wanted to run them over with his car. Many were bludgeoned in police riots. In Ohio they were shot.

So during this long weekend let’s all follow President David Bowie’s lead and take a few tokes and a few moments reflecting upon the heroism of the hippies – and should you happen to meet an aging hippie or have one in your group of family and friends, be sure to thank them for their service.

It seems appropriate to conclude with the words of the EU’s Prime Minister Lennon:

Don’t Mess With Call of Duty Fanboys

Wednesday, November 9th, 2011

Eagerly anticipated Call of Duty – Modern Warfare 3 was released at midnight Tuesday and the real fans who had pre-ordered were there to pick up their copies and rush home to begin shooting their neighbors.

Sadly that pesky fantasy/reality divide can be confusing to some.

In Colorado, Lomorin Sar, 31, became so angry that Best Buy didn’t have his pre-ordered copy in stock that he threatened to blow up the store and shoot the employees in the parking lot.

While in Kansas City a man who picked up his midnight copy at Gamespot drove home to play, only to have an 18 year old pull a gun and attempt to steal his prize.

He was able to fight off the armed robber and called the police – who went back to the Game Stop and found the would-be thief in the parking lot evidently waiting for another victim.

RIP Axel Axgil 1915 – 2011

Saturday, October 29th, 2011

Gay Pioneer Alex Axgil has died at age 96

He and his partner Eigil were the first gay couple couple in the modern world to enter into a registered partnership in Denmark in 1989.

In 1948, inspired by the UN Declararion of Human Rights he founded Denmarks first gay rights organization – the Associaton of 1948

His partner Eigil died in 1995.

Their Facebook page is here.