Dear America,

The far left socialists  commie  liberals have plans for this country unlike any you can imagine. The last four years have been spent laying out the groundwork for the real agenda they have in mind; the gaying of America! What proof do I have? Allow me to state my case. In 2008, there were virtually no gay T.V. programs on the major channels. Four years later and the airwaves are rife with homosexual content. It all started with Modern Family where the implication is that all families these days have a gay in them. This is simply ridiculous. There is not one single homosexual anywhere in my family tree. There are of course a few eccentrics that for one reason or another chose not to marry and decided to spend out their lives with roommates but that doesn’t make them gay! We also have Glee, with frolicking characters flitting about dancing and singing; how lurid. And don’t even get me started on Happy Endings or The New Normal. Whose new normal are they talking about? Yours! Just wait till you get a knock on your door in the middle of the night from one of their recruiters. You know they can’t rise up the ranks without converting people to their side.

But it doesn’t stop with television programming, that is just a distraction from the real threats. Four years ago America was engulfed in two wars and frankly I think we were kicking butt  in them. Then Obama repealed, ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’, and shortly thereafter the war in Iraq was over and we are set to be out of Afghanistan by 2014. Coincidence? I think not, frankly I blame DADT for that. What good is it to have a great military and no one to kill with it? Now that gays are encouraged to enlist and flaunt their homo ways, we don’t seem to be able to keep a good war going.

Then the gays cried ‘fowl’ and started boycotting a fine christian restaurant because that restaurant supports anti-gay groups. (http://equalitymatters.org/blog/201103220005). I am outraged that these people don’t want to spend their money at an establishment that is just trying to help them stop being gay.

Most recently, it has come to our attention that the gays have now strengthened to stratospheric proportions. According to the evangelical John McTernan, and others, the gays now have the power to control and manipulate the weather! (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/29/hurricane-sandy-gays-same-sex-marriage-obama-romney_n_2038781.html). Now they can insure that the big gay cruise ships have smooth sailing and football games endure blizzards. Sunny, gay days for the blue states and locusts and famine for the reds.

And the last but most upsetting news I only recently found out about.  I happened to have on good authority that Bill Clinton, darling of the Democratic party, is planning on running for President again in 2016. How, you may wonder, can he do that when he has already served two terms? My inside connection informed me that he is  in the process of gender re-assignment surgery and will run as a Lesbian in 2016! Will this party stop at nothing to put a candidate on the ballot that wants to serve All the people?! Equal rights for minorities and the gays, what has this country come to?! Oh shucks, I gotta go now. My news stations has the daily alert as to who I’m supposed to be hatin and I don’t want to get behind this early in the day.

In Red I trust,

Patriotic Me

PLEASE GO VOTE FOR EQUALITY