That was a tough loss. Time to pick myself up…and win NBC’s The Voice!

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Not sure why Gronk led with his hands on that Hail Mary toss. I’d have caught it.

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Eli Manning has 88 yards and four minutes to win the Super Bowl. I wonder where Peyton will play next season?

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Thinking of changing my name to Rob Ocho Siete.

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I like splicing celebrity names, such as Brangelina. Don’t you think Kiwanukamukamara make a cute couple.

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Danny Woodhead. I would not.

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Tom Brady’s left arm just approached me on the sidelines for advice on dealing with pain. Told him that I’m just a foot and to step off.

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Victor Cruz didn’t appreciate me asking him if he was related to Tom.

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Someone tell Eli Manning that this isn’t basketball. Bounce passes don’t work in the NFL.

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I was getting taped up. Who won the Puppy Bowl. Had money on the airedale to win MVP.

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Talk about sibling rivalries. Peyton Manning fired us up with quite the halftime speech.

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Cee Lo Green? More like See Low Point of Career.

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Was that Art Garfunkel performing on the rubber tight rope during Madonna’s halftime show?

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The first person to ask me if I’m a member of the Brady Bunch gets a foot up their ass. Not my foot, however. Someone else’s.

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Someone suggested I have Plantar Fasciitis. Let me tell you, I’m no Fasciist.USA!!USA!!USA!!

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We’re down 2-0?! If I ever find the guy who said there’s safety in numbers, I’ll recruit righty and we’ll both kick him in the rear end.

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Nice job, Kelly Clarkson. I’ve seen knee caps sing better anthems.

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Thinking of spritzing myself with ketchup so I can channel my inner Curt Schilling tonight.

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I’m feeling so strong, Gronk lent me to kicker Stephen Gostkowski for the opening kick-off.

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After we win today, I’m buying five Super Bowl rings…one for each of my toes.

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You think Bill Belichick’s hoodie is funky? You should see his socks.

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Gronkowski can out-kick Gostkowski any day of the week – and he’s pretty good. That’s right, Gronk’s ankle went third person.

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Doctors say I have a “high” ankle sprain. They call it that because they’re on drugs if they think I’m missing today’s game.

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Ankle of Gronk for MVP: Most Valuable Posterior Talofibular Ligament. Or is that MVPTL?

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This is a recurring injury for me. The first time I hurt myself was in college after I kickedArizonaState’s Sparky mascot in the behind.

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Linebacker Mathias Kiwanuka says his Giants have a plan to stop the Gronk. That’s great. But do they have a plan to stop me?

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Everyone is so worked up over me this week. I’d be more worried about the callous on my big toe. Someone call Bibi Jones! We need a corn star.

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I’m so tired of hearing thatNew Yorkwill beat us. They Might Be Giants, but I wouldn’t know. I don’t listen to crappy alternative rock.

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There are three Gronks in the NFL and NCAA. That’s eight awesome ankles.

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Gronk says he’s taking his injury day-by-day. I would have said we’re taking it step-by-step.