STRANDED AT SECOND BASE
“Culling the thoughts that occur when you’re standing around waiting for something to happen”
Rex Ryan is alleged to have a foot-fetish, after a video surfaced online of a woman, who looks like the wife of the New York Jets head coach, performing provocative acts with her feet.
This, of course, served as a new challenge for headline writers everywhere. With that said, here’s the Rex Ryan foot-related headline database:
“No Foot in Mouth” (Albany Times Union)
“Rex Ryan: Agony of De-Feet” (Bleacher Report and about 8,000-plus according to Google)
“Tormented Rex Bares ‘Sole’ Over Kinky Feet Vids” (New York Post)
“Men Just Follow In Rex Ryan’s Footsteps” (Los Angeles Times)
“Trouble A-Foot” (Boston Herald)
“Open Mouth, Insert Foot” (Boston Globe)
“Foot-Bowl: Rex Ryan vs. Bill Belichick” (Larry Brown Sports)
“Jets, Pats Dance Around Wes Welker’s Foot Comments” (Sporting News)
“By The Skin of the Feet, Jets Sneak Past Colts” (Vigilant Sports)
Some additional ones the media missed, but In Progress At Press Time did not:
“Welker, Pats Shoot Selves in Foot”
“This Little Piggie Won in Foxborough, This Little Piggie Stays Home”
“Rex Ryan’s Dogs Are Barking, Pats Forced to Heel”
“Foxborough Phalanges: Jets Step on, break, Patriots Super Bowl Dreams”
“Brady, and His Fabio Haircut, Swept off his Feet”
“Welker, Dropped Touchdown Pass, Incon-sole-able After Loss”
Brett Favre’s sister Brandi was arrested this week as part of a bust on a Mississippi meth house.
Is this further proof that there’s just no quit in the Favre household?
If periods are called ‘quarters’ in football and basketball; how come they’re not called ‘thirds’ in hockey? Shouldn’t the Red Wings win a game with a late third-thirds goal by Detroit defenseman Nicklas Lidstrom?