Arizona where a good debate tactic is long awkward moments of silence.
Arizona where things CAN get worse.
Arizona where being 49th in education is a good thing.
Arizona where the Governor persecutes people with accents for their lack of English comprehension when she herself has yet to master the English language.
Arizona where Democrats look like Republicans.
Arizona doing what no other state has ever did.
Arizona even our congressman boycotts us.
Arizona the south of the west. They have Blacks we have Mexicans. They have Nathaniel Bedford Forrest we have Joe Arpaio. They have the Klan we have our legislature.
Arizona we won’t speak Spanish because English is hard enough.
“I don’t sneeze on people, I just baptize them with my essence in aerosol form. Bless me? No, no bless you, my child. BOOYAH!!!