Good news and bad news for retirees and the government
Monday, August 31st, 2009According to a recent longevity survey those residing in the United States are living longer than at any time during our country’s recorded existence. This new finding throws all of the former actuarial tables for retirees into the garbage can and adds yet another conundrum to the already plateful of potential health related issues the Feds have to consider. Formerly, the word “retirement” was a concept based on a rather limited remaining lifespan and applying to those who would do less, require fewer resources, and simply go away without using many, if any, health care resources. But that was then and here we are today.
Many of today’s retirees are, in fact, doing more of whatever they can physically and financially afford to do, and this often equates to a substantial increase in the use of available medical resources. Apparently, the president and his administration are very concerned about this discovery and have created a task force to investigate the implications of this newfound longevity because it is already having an impact on the federal budget. From what has been learned to date, the task-force has been directed to determine what U.S. residents are doing with their 10 or more years of healthy, active retirement and how they’re paying for it. In effect, the government now wants to know what the current wave of Baby Boomers are doing with their time and money and what impact these activities are having on the economy and the litany of federal resources. It would be easy to assume that the Feds want this information for use in determining how to craft more responsive and supportive programs for retirees. But call me skeptical; I believe the information will be use to craft more stringent Medicare and Social Security restrictions and even greater tax gathering options through the Internal Revenue Service. Of course, all of this is being accomplished under the guise of “We want to serve you better…” Oh yeah, trusting the government to have our best interests at the top of their “to do” list is also right at the top of the list for most Americans these days.
As fodder for my skepticism, here are some entries on an interim report from this task-force that has already identified a number of potential critical points that impact the health care overhaul:
1. After retirement, people typically avoid performing any mandatory, scheduled functions that were related to their prior professions or areas of expertise. Those who are forced to re-enter the workforce most often do so in jobs that are totally unrelated to their former career fields and in part-time positions.
2. Retirees spend an average of six hours per day watching television after retirement. Many spend another one to two hours using their computer.
3. After retiring, people gain an average of 47 pounds within five to ten years which further deteriorates their health and ability to perform active, worthwhile endeavors. Gaining weight has been deemed the single most deadly activity of all for retirees, and it far outpacing broken hips and Alzheimer’s disease.
4. Vehicle driving mileage more than triples for retirees until health related issue impede it, although many people qualify for and retain a driver’s license long after they become hazardous to themselves and other on the road.
5. There’s a five fold increase in retiree prescription medications for depression, impotence, and indigestion when compared to those remaining in the workforce.
6. With an abundance of free time and the onset of boredom, the prevalence of alcohol over-consumption increases dramatically after retirement. For example, the average retiree over the age of 50 drinks his or her weight in alcohol every six months.
7. Another unfortunate yet prevalent downside for retirees is the incidents of suicide or attempted suicide when compared to statistical data for the general population.
There’s already been an alleged interim report given to the President, and here are some of the purported recommendations presented by the task force:
1. All retirees residing in the United States would be required to submit a Life Plan to the Government containing a detailed list of activities each retiree intends to become actively involved in within 12 months after retirement. Maybe the Feds are planning to appoint a Retirement Activities Czar with duties similar to those of an Activities Director on a cruise ship.
2. All retirees whose plans list “watch television” or “travel regularly in a motor home” would be flagged. There’s no explanation regarding why such listings might be considered suspect or require further review. The first thing coming to mind is that the Feds might be concerned that retirees could actually use some of their free time to become better informed about the shenanigans being pulled in Washington. Oh no, an informed population of voters—what a catastrophe.
3. All citizens below the prescribed age of retirement (whatever official age that may be as determined by the government) would receive notification that the approved retirement age has been indefinitely rescinded. In effect, if the majority of the population is either retired, out of work because the economy has failed to acceptably recover and there simply aren’t enough jobs, or getting by on some sort of government run public support program, the country will inevitably become bankrupt and the dollar with be worthless in the global marketplace; America could cease to exist as we’ve known it.
Until such time that the alleged task force renders an official report to the President, those who’ve have already signed onto the retirement rolls can continue easing back in their recliners, flipping through the non-government controlled cable channels at will, occasionally dozing off without fear of some form of penalty, or even renting a motor home without a security clearance and hitting road to see what may prove to be a fleeting vestige of the county.
We’re getting change all right, and so far it doesn’t remotely resemble what we were led to believe it would be.
