So many things have become controversial these days that it seemed like a good time to take a short break, disengage our differences, and simply ponder a straightforward question: Where’s the front of a tree?

Another reason I ask is because a neighbor recently queried me about which way he should plant his seedling to ensure the front of it was properly situated. I just looked at him, smiled, shook my head, and said, “You’re gonna have to figure that out on your own.”

So far he’s repositioned it at least three times that I’m aware of, but I doubt the tree is putting down any serious roots at this point…

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