A Modest Proposal As Welfare Unravelsby Art Jacobson on Jul. 18, 2012, under Politics, Satire
A Short Note on The Food of The Aged Poor
It is sometimes reported that the elderly poor are driven to the pet food aisles to purchase their daily meals; a small serving of “Precious Puss” or “Bowser Treat” providing a nutritious protein snack.
I was set to thinking about this the other day when I read the proud boast on my cat’s food can: “Provides the same proportion of fat and protein as a mouse!” No kidding.
Well, instead of buying cat food, why not simply trap its equivalent and prepare a tasty mouse Haggis. Excellent hot, and fine cold with Indian Chutney.
Easy Haggis recipes may be found on line.