I’M RUBBER, YOU’RE STUPID
Raul Grijalva went public with a truly shocking Public Service Announcement yesterday.
Apparently, you can’t believe everything you read on mass-distribution political fliers from obscure Political Action Committees.
See? That’s why he’s the incumbent. Always watching out for his constituents.
The Tucson Weekly outed a few other dirty little political secrets this week.
The “liberal rag” — as GOP candidate Ally Miller called it — checked the fuzzy math.
The sky isn’t falling. Money isn’t missing. Debt isn’t spiraling. Taxes aren’t skyrocketing.
Oh, and Miller isn’t second-cousins with Katy Perry and doesn’t have a college boyfriend in Canada, either.
WE’VE GOT OUR F.B.EYE ON YOU
Thanks to our exemplary civil-rights reputation, the feds are sending monitors to ensure that tomorrow’s AZ elections remain voter fraud-free.
Which is kind of like handing out condoms the day after prom.
Locally, Vocally is intended to be a humorous reflection of society. Like a fun-house mirror, but snottier.