(US) P.S. — YOU’RE FIRED

A ragtag band of protesters stood up for local USPS workers who are about to be laid off.

What? You didn’t hear about the post office closures? ‘Cause they mailed out a letter…

BASIC INSECT

Monsoon season is upon us, bringing cooling rains, spectacular sunsets and… disgusting creepy insects that want to crawl on you while you sleep.

Can someone please teach me the emoticon for shuddering?

CHILE CON DOOBAGE

Feds seized a produce shipment in Nogales on Monday. Seems there was a marijuana stash, well… stashed… amidst some pumpkins and chiles.

Aw, man. Now my pumpkin dealer is never gonna return my texts.

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