I’M RUBBER, YOU’RE STUPID

Raul Grijalva went public with a truly shocking Public Service Announcement yesterday.

Apparently, you can’t believe everything you read on mass-distribution political fliers from obscure Political Action Committees.

See? That’s why he’s the incumbent. Always watching out for his constituents.

SUSPICIOUS MINDS

The Tucson Weekly outed a few other dirty little political secrets this week.

The “liberal rag” — as GOP candidate Ally Miller called it — checked the fuzzy math.

The sky isn’t falling. Money isn’t missing. Debt isn’t spiraling. Taxes aren’t skyrocketing.

Oh, and Miller isn’t second-cousins with Katy Perry and doesn’t have a college boyfriend in Canada, either.

WE’VE GOT OUR F.B.EYE ON YOU

Thanks to our exemplary civil-rights reputation, the feds are sending monitors to ensure that tomorrow’s AZ elections remain voter fraud-free.

Which is kind of like handing out condoms the day after prom.

Locally, Vocally is intended to be a humorous reflection of society. Like a fun-house mirror, but snottier.