Medicare Humorby Denise Early on Apr. 02, 2013, under Health
I received an email the other day and thought I’d share it with you.
Teenagers have their short texting codes like:
LOL – laugh out loud; OMG – oh my God; TTYL – talk to you later; BFF – best friend forever.
Not to be outdone by the kids, seniors now have their own short codes:
ATD – At the Doctor
BFF – Best Friend’s Funeral
BTW – Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT – Bring your Own Teeth
DWI – Driving While Incontinent
FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
FYI – Found Your Insulin
GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA – Got Heartburn Again
LOL – Living on Lipitor
TOT – Texting on Toilet
TTYL – Talk to You Louder
WATP – Where are the Prunes?