Citizen Staff Writer
THE FINAL EDITION

MARK KIMBLE

bstanton@tucsoncitizen.com

I can’t complain. It was a good run. There aren’t many people who have the opportunity to do what they truly love and to do it in one place for 34 years.

That’s how my career went at the Tucson Citizen – from Dec. 16, 1974, until May 15, 2009.

Some of you I will miss. Others, not so much.

At the top of the “miss” list are the people I work with. The job has been fun mostly because the people have been fun.

These pages wouldn’t be here without Billie Stanton. She’s to my right today, but in reality, she isn’t to the right of anyone. She’s impassioned and would right every wrong in the world if she had the time.

In the four months since we first were threatened with closure, we’ve know that there are a lot of people who care.

Bishop Gerald Kicanas was one of the first to call and say he was thinking of us. There also have been legislators and former legislators, City Council members and former council members and many others.

But what touched me most were the kind notes from those of you I have never met. Most offered words of support and said how much they will miss us.

Typical was a comment left online yesterday by a reader I know only as rubysky: “I hope the staffers are OK. These are our neighbors and fellow citizens.”

Others had different concerns.

I was slightly hurt when one caller was more concerned about Brenda Starr’s future than mine. How, the reader wondered, would she be able to keep up with the red-haired reporter?

I resisted telling her that Brenda was fictional and I was real and she should be a little more concerned about my future.

Oh, well. Good luck, Brenda.

I also won’t miss those people who have called or e-mailed almost every day over the past four months to point at something in the paper they didn’t like, saying, “This story is why you are closing.”

Some said it’s because we’re too liberal, some say it’s because we run too many conservative Cal Thomas screeds.

One even said we were gonna close because we ran a short story on Martha Stewart’s puppy being accidentally killed in a kennel.

I actually think the reasons were bigger than that, but who knows?

I also won’t miss the guy who called every Feb. 6 to castigate us for not running a front-page story reminding people it was Ronald Reagan’s birthday. And what would the second sentence of the story have been?

It’s been fun, this journalism business. Thanks for letting me be a part of it.

Contact Mark Kimble at mskimble@cox.net.

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The story: In a guest opinion, Sens. John McCain and Lindsey Graham wrote that it’s time to move on and halt investigations into the Bush administration’s use of coercive interrogation techniques on suspected terrorists.

Your take: A split verdict, but generally disagreement with the “it’s over, move on” viewpoint.

leftfield was unambigious: “First we hang Cheney by his toes, then we waterboard him 83 times, then we send him to Swat Valley wrapped in an American flag. Then we move on.”

Priscilla replied: “If so, then we do the same to Pelosi and all her Democrat gang as well as Repubs who approved of waterboarding, who voted yes to the war in Iraq and who, for votes and power, sold this country out.”

ldonyo thought it was a curious position for one of the authors: “McCain advocating torture and holding people without charging them with anything. I guess he didn’t learn a thing in five years as a ‘guest’ of the Hanoi Hilton.”

demospolis is suspicious of everyone in power: “Politicians like John McCain/Obama rule with contempt for the rights/economic justice of common citizens.”

2865 was not bothered by the interrogation techniques: “To win a fight, any fight, you have to be willing to be at least a shade crazier and a shade less ethical than your opponent.”

Compiled by MARK KIMBLE

mkimble@tucsoncitizen.com

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LOCAL NEWS STORIES

For Wednesday, May 13

1Mexican shoppers add $1B to Tucson economy.

2Obama considering Napolitano for Supreme Court.

3City OKs deal for $167 million convention center hotel.

The big debate:

Torture: Time to move on?

Citizen Staff Writer
KIMBLE COLUMN

It is certainly an unusual Tucson business – one that sells vacuum-packed dead cats: $44 for one or 10 for $415.

The company, which doesn’t kill the cats but buys them from shelters where the felines were euthanized, supplies the animals to be dissected by medical students.

And although the business tries to keep a low profile, a recent report by a national animal rights group criticized its operations and has led to death threats against the firm’s president.

The company is Delta Biological, which is based in Tucson and operates out of a couple of unsigned buildings in an industrial area on Tucson’s South Side.

Peter Reinthal, president of the company, said Delta does everything possible to ensure the dead cats it buys were treated and euthanized humanely.

But a new report “Dying to Learn” by the American Anti-Vivisection Society on the use of live and dead dogs and cats in classrooms, says that because Delta buys dead cats from Mexican pounds, it can’t be sure how they were treated or killed.

It wouldn’t be necessary to bring dead cats in from Mexico if the Pima Animal Care Center would sell the cats it euthanizes instead of burying them, says Reinthal.

He won’t say how many dead cats his company sells, but says the 6,000 stray and unwanted ones that Pima County euthanized last year would more than supply the company’s annual needs.

“They would rather have them go into the landfill than use them for educational purposes,” Reinthal said.

It’s not a very pleasant debate and it’s based almost entirely on emotion. The cats already are dead, so why not use them to teach medical students?

The Anti-Vivisection Society says there are alternatives to using live and dead dogs and cats for teaching – alternatives used by almost half of the nation’s medical schools.

And Delta’s “practice of obtaining cats from Mexico for sale in the United States is questionable,” according to the Dying to Learn report.

American animal shelters hold stray cats longer before euthanizing them than shelters in Mexico, said Laura Ducceschi, director of Animalearn, the educational division of the Anti-Vivisection Society.

And Mexican euthanasia methods are often “a lot more inhumane,” she said.

Ducceschi said she has “significant concerns” about Delta’s operations, adding, “The average student doesn’t really know they are dissecting a cat that may have been treated inhumanely in Mexico.”

Not so, responds Reinthal. All of the dead cats sold by Delta “are obtained legally and euthanized under guidelines of the American Veterinary Council,” he said. “We make sure our sources are 100 percent legal and ethical.”

But the issue is far larger than how the cats were cared for and how they were euthanized.

“They have a definite biased slant,” Reinthal said of the Anti-Vivisection Society. “They are out to promote their political agenda.”

Ducceschi doesn’t disagree, saying her group is opposed to “trading animal cadavers for profit.”

In addition to cats, Delta sells dead pigeons, fish, grasshoppers, mink, rabbits, rats and fetal pigs as well as various invertebrates such as jellyfish and sponges.

Reinthal says he doesn’t want to get involved in the political discussion about whether dissecting such creatures is necessary to properly train students.

“I’m not pro-dissection or anti-dissection,” he said, adding that students should have the option of not taking part in dissections.

But because the issue is so politically charged, Delta doesn’t advertise its location. Its plain white building has only a small “Office” sign on the door. In a compound enclosed by a fence topped with barbed wire, there are scores of drums of chemicals. A keypad is required to enter.

After Delta was identified in the Dying to Learn report, Reinthal received a half-dozen e-mailed threats. One, filled with obscenities, threatened to “cut you open and see what you look like and peel your skin off. . . . I wish I could send people to kill you hurting animals is wrong.”

Reinthal turned the threats over to the Pima County Sheriff’s Department, but it’s not clear if anything will be done.

When I first heard about Delta’s business, I was shocked. I hesitate to kill bugs and I carry spiders outside, so selling dead cats seemed disgusting.

But is it less disgusting to throw those dead cats in a landfill when a medical student may be able to learn something from it?

I wish there was an easy answer.

Mark Kimble appears at 6:30 p.m. Fridays on the Roundtable segment of “Arizona Illustrated” on KUAT-TV, Channel 6.

He may be reached by e-mail at mkimble@tucsoncitizen.com or by calling 573-4662.

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The story: Business owners say a Border Patrol checkpoint on Interstate 19 north of Tubac is killing tourism and costing millions of dollars in home sales.

Your take: Too bad.

The checkpoint is needed “to slow down the invasion,” 2161 said, adding, “Either get used to the idea or move somewhere else.”

A more-sympathetic noah 1 said, “That checkpoint should be before Rio Rico, and the Border Patrol should concentrate more on these alternate routes most of which are not even on a map.”

Added leftfield, “Let’s just blame the drug mules instead of looking at ourselves and wondering why we as a nation consume monumental quantities of drugs.”

Spirit of Zenger didn’t buy the claims that real estate sales are hurt by the checkpoint: “Lazy Realtors cannot sell houses like they did in the hot inflated market, and second, the market still stinks and will for some time.”

As to claims that the checkpoint is hurting Tubac businesses, some members of the Tucson Citizen’s online community had different thoughts.

“Maybe it’s the overpriced artwork that keeps some of us from actually stopping,” postulated RocketSmoke.

And JazzCruise wrote, “People are buying food for their families instead of the wind chimes and coyote statues offered in Tubac shops.”

Compiled by MARK KIMBLE

mkimble@tucsoncitizen.com

The big debate:

Checkpoint divides Tubac

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For Tuesday, May 12

1 Cats turn to Cowboys to boost Gronkowski’s yield.

2 Tucson home prices fall 20 percent.

3 2 TUSD schools opt to go without principals to meet state budget cuts.

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The story: Tucson officials estimate a transfer station opened by Waste Management will siphon 100,000 tons of trash and $3 million in revenue from the city. So city trash fees may have to be increased.

Your take: Everything the city touches turns into a mess. Let private companies who know trash handle it.

“Government shouldn’t be in the trash business,” proclaims eman (who adds, “The Citizen is also in the tank for the lying, cheating City Council.” OK, then.)

massmonster says, “These people are running this city to the ground and all they want is more taxpayers’ money for every little thing that goes wrong.”

But Music One calls Waste Management “the Titans Of Trash” and say costs will climb higher if it takes over the city business.

Purist has another money-saving proposal: “I see no discussion of eliminating the recycle program. This is the real drag on the cost of garbage pickup. I know, I know, it makes some feel good!”

However, Anony says trash fees are reasonable, compared with what other cities charge. “I’m not happy about paying it either, but in comparison, it’s a good deal. . . . Get a grip on reality, people.”

Finally, Bugmenot confidently predicts, “Tony Soprano will fix it.”

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LOCAL NEWS STORIES

For Monday, May 11

1 City trash fees likely increasing due to competition.

2 3 killed, including 1 Tucsonan, in head-on crash near Florence.

3 Our Opinion: Obama move halts pointless, devastating border fence.

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1 N.Y. shooting guard to play for Wildcats: University of Arizona basketball coach Sean Miller has not been here long but is aggressively grabbing players. The latest: Kevin Parrom, 6-foot-6 shooting guard/small forward from Bronx, N.Y. Parrom is the first UA recruit from the New York area since Khalid Reeves of Queens led the Wildcats to the 1994 Final Four.

2 Grijalva, 10 others want apology from Dupnik for immigration comments: U.S. Rep. Raúl Grijalva and other politicians demanded an apology from Pima County Sheriff Clarence Dupnik. He suggested that maybe schools should check students’ citizenship. Update: No apology, says Dupnik: “Who am I supposed to apologize to, illegal aliens?”

3 Wildcat blog: Tough times for 2 ex-UA football players: Dallas Cowboys kicker Nick Folk is recovering from surgery to repair a torn cartilage in his hip. And the Washington Redskins cut rookie free-agent linebacker Ronnie Palmer after signing him five days earlier.

4 2 area students among 6 with swine flu in Pima County: Four people on the Tohono O’odham Nation and two in the Tucson area came down with swine flu, also known as H1N1. All have recovered. Update: County tally hits 22 Thursday.

5 Arizona bill would bar gun bans for parked vehicles: A bill in the Legislature pits gun owners’ rights against private property rights. The bill would permit gun owners to keep legally owned weapons in their locked, privately owned vehicles while parked on private property where guns are prohibited.

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The story: Tucson could be a major international transportation hub, under a plan advanced by Tucson Regional Economic Opportunities.

Your take: Just keep the city and the City Council away from it.

Typical was this from corazondeldiablo: “Tucson can’t do anything right so why would this project be any different?”

And ocotillosunset said, “Tucson a transportation hub? More like a gridlock hub. We cannot even manage city traffic effectively. And we have no viable freeway plan for the future. City Council is a pathetic joke!”

3795 says there is a better place for such a port. “The good money is on the Picacho area where the Union Pacific Railroad will ultimately build a classification yard. Its proximity to Phoenix, I-10 and I-8 serving San Diego, Los Angeles and various Mexican ports of entry make it an ideal location free of meddlesome cities such as Tucson.”

Maxwell wondered about the problems such a port may cause. “In the name of money are we so willing to give up our peace and quiet?”

Support came from handslikeclouds who said, “I like this one. It sounds easy, straightforward and doable.”

And izzyeddy wrote, “Sounds like a great idea. A lot of people will have new, good-paying jobs” – and then referred to the “clowncil” and “Stupidvisors.”

The port’s proposed name – Puerto Nuevo – struck some as reminiscent of Rio Nuevo. “Another program with Nuevo in the title and they think it’s going to be different from the other Nuevo?!?!,” wrote pokerpalooza.

Compiled by MARK KIMBLE

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The big debate:

Tucson as an inland port

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LOCAL STORIES

For Thursday, May 7

1 Steve Rivera column: Cats may not need Stephenson to succeed.

2 Wildcat blog: Tough times for two ex-UA football players.

3 Council likes pitch to make Tucson inland port, transportation hub.

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KIMBLE COLUMN

No, it can’t hurt. Forming one more group to promote education, one more group that says schools are being shortchanged, having one more group to try to hammer some common sense into the thick skulls of state legislators can’t hurt.

It may actually do some good. I hope so. But I doubt it.

There have been so many of those groups that I can’t possibly remember them all. And now that state budget cuts are threatening education, the groups are proliferating.

Expect More Arizona is the latest, and it seems well organized and well funded with about $2 million available. It has a nice letterhead, a professional logo and an impressive chocolate and teal color scheme.

Its slogan is “Ready Kids. Ready Graduates. Ready Workforce.” You’ve probably seem the ads placed in a number of newspapers around the state, including this one.

In one ad, several people are standing in front of a school bus with the headline, “What We Put Into Education Determines What We Get Out Of It.” (They’re Big On Capitalizing Words For No Particular Reason.)

Maybe this group will be the one that changes everything in Arizona. But probably not.

And here’s why: The problem in Arizona is not how much money is spent for schools. The problem is the people who decide how much money will be spent for schools.

Polls show that Arizonans want more money for education. In the past we’ve willingly raised taxes to put more money into schools. And a recent statewide poll say we would support a temporary 1 percent sales tax increase. Presumably some of that money would go to schools.

But then look at the Legislature, where about one-third of the members haven’t attended college. Neither did Gov. Jan Brewer.

College isn’t the answer for everything and everyone. But with a third of the people who make decisions not even exposed to college, it’s tough to persuade them it’s worth the money.

We are never going to change their minds. So if we want to change the attitudes of Arizona leaders, we’ve got to change the Arizona leaders.

And that’s where groups such as Expect More Arizona fall short. They step up to the plate, take a couple of impressive practice swings, then stand there with the bat on their shoulder and watch three strikes whiz by.

Paul J. Luna, chairman of the oversight board of Expect More Arizona, describes the group as “nonpartisan, nonpolitical.” That’s the problem. This is an issue that is decidedly partisan and political.

Luna said the group will “create public awareness of increasing funding for education in Arizona.” That’s fine. So I’m aware. But what next?

Educating people about education problems will go only so far. To make any substantive changes, the people making the decisions need to be changed. As in replaced.

And that is something Expect More Arizona is not planning to do.

Luna said, “The perception of Arizona is that we are not an education state.” Why is that the perception? Because it’s true. Education is just not that important to the people who make decisions on where to spend the money.

But Luna said Expect More Arizona will stop at educating voters. It won’t take the next step and endorse pro-education candidates or urge the defeat of anti-education candidates or get involved in campaigns.

It may be the right decision from a practical standpoint. Once a group becomes a political action committee, donations to it are not tax-deductible.

But it is not the right decision from a policy standpoint. It’s not the right way to make changes.

Educating people about an issue goes only so far. At some point, you’ve got to admit they aren’t going to learn and need to be replaced. And that’s where we are today in Arizona.

Mark Kimble appears at 6:30 p.m. Fridays on the Roundtable segment of “Arizona Illustrated” on KUAT-TV, Channel 6. He may be reached by e-mail at mkimble@tucsoncitizen.com or by calling 573-4662.

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The story: National Rifle Association members meet in Phoenix as gun owners fear the administration may be out to strip them of their firearms.

Your take: Controversy covers Second Amendment rights and the NRA’s role in protecting them or allowing dangerous weapons on the street, depending on your viewpoint.

“If it wasn’t for the strong NRA, the liberals would have eliminated the Second Amendment,” wrote ttboy.

To which ldonyo replied, “Your Second Amendment rights aren’t being threatened by anyone outside of your own head.”

Towken1 was not dissuaded, saying that President Obama is out to repeal the Second Amendment, but, “Fortunately, states are stepping in and are taking measures to prevent the head Nutjob from succeeding in his quest to ruin the USA.”

colemanok noted: “The president of the United States cannot amend the Constitution. He is not even part of the process.”

Taxpayr asked, “Why is the NRA always treated as something sinister or an evil object? Why is it never described as the millions and millions of your neighbors, co-workers, your child’s teachers or your doctor?”

And ptb, who identified himself as “a proud gunowner,” tried to play peacemaker: “If we could collaborate to find a solution, everyone would be happier.”

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LOCAL STORIES

For Monday, May 4

1 N.Y. shooting guard to play for Wildcats.

2 2 area students among 6 with swine flu in Pima County.

3 One-vehicle crash kills Tucson teen.

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1 Phoenix school closes after swine flu case: The deadly virus, which doesn’t come from swine, dominated the news nationally and locally. By week’s end, Arizona had four confirmed cases of the flu – all Maricopa County schoolchildren. Test results in 52 more suspected cases were expected soon.

2 Dupnik: Citizenship checks of students would ease social woes: Pima County Sheriff Clarence Dupnik surprised many when he said checking the citizenship of students when they enroll in school would remove a flaw in border security and could deter immigrants from crossing the border illegally. Such checking now is prohibited.

3 Rethinking versus reloading: My Tucson columnist Bobby Burns said owning a gun is the American way in Tucson, where gun shops can’t keep enough ammunition on their shelves. Burns wasn’t calling for gun control, but some readers suspected he was.

4 Texas QB returning home to play for Wildcats: Matt Brown was born in Tucson, and he is returning as a quarterback. The Allen (Texas) High School standout moved away when he was 3. He will return to play for the University of Arizona.

5 Cops’ efforts cutting crime rates, calls at apartment complexes: When Tucson police threatened to seize apartment complexes where crime was tolerated, landlords paid attention. In four of the six complexes that were infested with crime, owners worked with police to show dramatic reductions. The other two complexes remain works-in-progress.

Compiled by MARK KIMBLE

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KIMBLE COLUMN

Mark Kimble

When questions were raised about the successful 2006 Regional Transportation Authority election, opponents cited polls as reason for suspicion.

Polling conducted before the election indicated a likely defeat for the plan and a half-cent sales tax to pay for it, opponents claimed.

So when both questions easily passed, something was fishy, they said.

There’s only one problem. It’s not true.

Polls never showed the questions being defeated. In fact, polls taken in the days leading up to the election were amazingly accurate in predicting the actual results of May 16, 2006.

That, of course, doesn’t prove anything. But when election results mirror polling results, it makes it hard to believe the results might have been flipped, as opponents claimed.

Now there certainly were areas of concern. Two computer experts who examined how Pima County runs its vote-counting operation were less than impressed. One said, “The facts available match an ‘election hacking’ incident.”

That evaluation came after computer records showed that early ballots had been run through the county computers before Election Day, with totals of the early vote printed out.

The county said it was part of the routine equipment-check process. Others said the county could have peeked at the data, seen the RTA questions were headed to defeat, then schemed to have the “yes” votes counted as “no” votes and vice versa.

Adding to the suspicion were Tucsonans’ record in transportation elections. In 1984, 1986, 1990, 2002 and 2003, voters rejected sales tax increases to pay for transportation improvements. Then came the victory in 2006.

That led to all sorts of suspicions, a drawn-out legal battle demanding county computer records and finally to an investigation by Arizona Attorney General Terry Goddard.

Last week, Goddard said vote totals announced by the county three years ago matched almost exactly the totals found in a hand-count of the ballots overseen by his office.

Both counts showed about 60 percent supported the RTA plan and about 58 percent supported the half-cent sales tax increase.

That also was predicted in a poll days before the election.

Pete Zimmerman of Zimmerman and Associates, a local political consulting firm, was hired by supporters of the RTA to run the “yes” campaign. And Chris Baker of Tucson-based Marketing Intelligence conducted polling to gauge public support.

Three days before the vote, Baker’s polls suggested the plan would pass with support of 58.3 percent to 67.3 percent. The sales tax also would pass, his poll suggested, with slightly lower support.

He was right on both counts with the totals falling within his predicted margin.

Baker started conducting polls in December 2005 – five months before the election. In the final two weeks before the vote, daily polls were conducted. And never did any poll show either RTA question losing.

Zimmerman said he never believed allegations that the vote had been flipped. The key was Ajo, which is in Pima County but was not going to benefit from any of the RTA projects, Zimmerman said.

“If the vote had actually been flipped, we would have won Ajo,” Zimmerman said. “And there was no way we were going to win Ajo.”

Mark Kimble appears at 6:30 p.m. Fridays on the Roundtable segment of “Arizona Illustrated” on KUAT-TV, Channel 6. Phone 573-4662 or e-mail mkimble@tucsoncitizen.com.

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The story: Some 700 people attend a City Council budget hearing to protest a proposed tax on residential rent.

Your take: Most of the people at the hearing were opposed, and that was reflected in the Citizen’s online community.

“Who is going to pay your bills when you have run all of the ‘property owners/tax base’ out of Pima Co./Tucson?” asked 5022.

And WildcatJD suggested, “Raise income taxes on the wealthier Tucsonans. Do not put the burden of financing city services on the backs of the poorest among us.”

But cyberoid was among the minority: “It’s so easy to be against taxes and simultaneously request and expect better services. It’s human, even if it is selfish, to want to enrich oneself. Just don’t call it noble.”

Tepid interest in UA concert

The story: Slow ticket sales for the first major concert at Arizona Stadium since 1977.

Your take: It’s a poor choice of music in difficult economic times.

“Why would a concert have such a varied group of artists?” asked corazondeldiablo “Really, Jay-Z and the Veronicas?”

“Terrible combination of genres,” agreed cpuhog. And Joseph B urged, “Bring in some real music.”

“Gee, could be nobody is buying tickets because nobody has any $$$ laying around with the economy in the toilet,” surmised skooter72.

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For Wednesday, April 29

1 One confirmed case of swine flu in Arizona.

2 Slow sales for first major concert at Arizona Stadium since 1977.

3 Dupnik: Citizenship checks of students would ease social woes.

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The story: In a My Tucson column, Bobby Burns says owning a gun is the American way in Tucson.

Your take: Did someone say gun control? Burns didn’t. He called for more community policing and wrote, “It is not my intent to vilify gun owners.” But he touched a nerve.

Like Burns, Priscilla said she has experienced a gun death in her family, “but I am glad that I carry a gun to protect my family and myself.”

CeramicGod felt Burns was threatening his Second Amendment rights and wrote, “Your emotional and irrational feelings are not an acceptable justification for removing my freedom, rights and ability to defend myself.”

And this warning from Joannes: “I am a 65-year-old lady with a concealed carry permit. We raised two daughters and had loaded guns in the house all the time.”

leftfield defended Burns, noting, “It seems some people are allergic to any discussion of the problem of gun crime in this country. Mr. Burns never suggests restrictions or bans as a part of the solution.”

And gdub noted, “Handguns were produced to kill people bottom line, not to hunt, etc. It is an efficient killing machine at a short distance.”

azsd illustrated the danger of guns in untrained hands: “Oh, what’s that shadow over there? Quick, get the Glock, aim FIRE. Got ‘em. Oh, it was just the kid next door.”

Compiled by MARK KIMBLE

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The big debate:

Rethinking vs. reloading

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LOCAL NEWS STORIES

For Tuesday, April 28

1My Tucson: Rethinking versus reloading.

2No cases of swine flu reported in Sonora or Arizona, officials say.

3Letcher: I couldn’t let down city in its time of need.

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1 Readings show Four Corners marker off by 2.5 miles: According to readings by the National Geodetic Survey, the marker showing the intersection of Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico and Utah is 2.5 miles west of where it should be. Update: Never mind. The marker is off by 1,807.14 feet. Still, that doesn’t matter because the four states have adopted the marker’s current location as the official junction.

2 ‘Tons of grasshoppers’ land at bar, businesses: “It was like a biblical plague,” said one nonterrified witness. “The ground was just black. I’ve never seen something that bad.” What he saw were grasshoppers – lots of them. They were here, then gone. Apparently they were just passing through.

3 2 teens sentenced in $6M arson on Northwest Side: Two teens, whose early-morning drunken prank in April 2008 turned into a multimillion-dollar blaze that injured a woman and cost a man his family heirlooms, were sentenced to prison. Sentenced Monday were Jeffrey Harry Moore Jr. and Bryce Cameron Hobbs, both 19.

4 Cats have shot to extend NCAA streak to 26: The Lute Olson era is over, and Sean Miller’s has begun for University of Arizona men’s basketball. Sports columnist Anthony Gimino said UA has a chance to go to its 26th consecutive NCAA tournament.

5 School resource officer accidentally shoots self: An officer in the Phoenix suburb of Tolleson accidentally shot himself in the finger as he was attempting to open a gate. No one else was injured.

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The story: The Chicago Bar and other local environs were inundated by a grasshopper swarm.

Your take: Blame the Democrats! Blame the Republicans! Blame the Mexicans!

Actually, members of the Citizen’s online community had some fun with this, enjoying a break from the grim stories of the week.

Fidel was first up, suggesting “mass extermination” with pesticides sprayed by helicopters and trucks, which would target “bees, grasshoppers, and those tiny bright green insects.”

Bees got the support of 497 (“Learn about all the good things bees do for us humans”).

PostTime had a solution: “I kill them to set an example for other bugs who might want to venture inside.”

Then readers assessed blame.

“I blame Democrats,” wrote 4002. “The story backs this up as the last ‘plague of locusts’ was during Clinton’s administration.”

“I’m waiting for someone to blame us Mexicans,” responded 497.

“Wait a minute, who are we blamin’ this on???,” wrote SpdwSwanGuy. “Obama or Bush?”

Scotty F wasn’t worried – yet: “Grasshopper, you are ready to leave the bar when you can grab this drink from my hand.”

erw took a different tack. “City should consider a free condom program for the grasshoppers. Abstinence is obviously not working.”

jodirae had a cataclysmic perspective: “OMG! It’s a sign the world is coming to an end!!!! ”

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LOCAL NEWS STORIES

For Thursday, April 23

1 ‘Tons of grasshoppers’ land at bar, businesses.

2 Trainer saves Cienega football player with defibrillator.

3 School resource officer accidentally shoots self.