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How a story fixed my toilet

by on Sep. 06, 2011, under Arts

I listen to National Public Radio (NPR) a lot, especially any show that feature stories. The other day I heard Amy Dickinsen tell about her summer vacation in a beach house.

The owner, Bob, left carefully written instructions around the house such as: ”The garbage is picked up on Tuesdays and Saturdays . .  . Please — no grilling in the garage . . . and  tiny signs taped onto the toilet tanks: To flush solids in one flush, hold handle down for 12.5 seconds.”

I laughed at the 12.5 seconds. Who times this stuff?

But then I thought about it more carefully because the plumber was scheduled to come to my house the next day to fix a slow draining toilet. Would 12.5 seconds do the trick?

It did. Then I experimented with lesser times and came up with the ideal 6 seconds. I’m happy to report that I solved the problem, was able to cancel the appointment with the plumber and saved myself a few bucks.

Thanks NPR!



  • http://www.azscamp.com Denise

    OR… You could take the brick out of your toilet tank, you know, the one that conserves water.

  • Penelope Starr

    These are the new water conserving toilets already, they don’t need a brick. We should go the way the Australian’s do and have 2 flush buttons – you push one or two depending on what you need.