How should CBS dispatch Charlie Sheen’s character if ‘Two and a Half Men’ continues?by Mark B. Evans on Mar. 09, 2011, under Off Topic
[Ed. Note: Yes, this is a shameless attempt at page views, but what the hell, it's what everyone's talking about anyway.]
The producers, studio and network responsible for “Two and a Half Men” are contemplating what to do with the show now that show star Charlie Sheen has devolved into a cocaine-mad, sex-crazed hedonist and been fired for it.
I think they should have Sheen’s alcohol-mad, sex-crazed hedonist character “Charlie Harper” die from asphyxiating on his own vomit after a night of debauchery and Berta the house cleaner and her trailer-trash family move in to the beach house after Charlie leaves the house to her in his will as long as she lets his brother, Alan, played by Jon Cryer and his son Jake, played by Angus T. Jones, stay there.
Let the high jinks ensue. Sheen will hardly be missed.
What do you think?