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Canine Fiction: The Yankee Clipper, part 1

Tuesday, May 10th, 2011
happy Doberman

Yancey - Photo by Jill Schaus

The following two-part story was submitted by Bennett Mintz.

Eddie Willow was exhausted. It was the third week in July, the sixth week of the salmonfly hatch and Eddie’s forty-first consecutive day at work. As a fishing guide, you take your work days when you can get them . . . and rested after the season. Eddie knew that when he signed on at Casper’s Fly Fishing nine years ago. He knew that when he played baseball – a season with the Cubs, half a year with the Phillies, then back to Triple A, a season in Japan and a final yer out.

Eddie ached. He ached from a fastball into his ribs years ago. He ached from forty-one consecutive days of rowing his Hyde drift boat down the river, pushing and pulling his boat off and on the trailer, slinging the ice chest filled with pop, coffee and sandwiches. He was 45 and 20 years past his athletic career.

It was a few minutes to five. Eddie rolled over, looked at Marge, his wife of 18 somewhat disagreeable years, and pulled himself out of bed. When he opened the refrigerator to get the sandwiches she had packed the previous night – made during commercials on the Late Night Movie followed by the Midnight Matinee – Jody, their 18-month old Doberman padded over, yawned and asked to be let out.

Marge had bought Jody about a year ago – sitting home alone virtually all fishing season – with rumors of drugs, break-ins and vandalism all over the valley. “I want some protection. You’re on that river all day and half the night at the Mid Drift and I’m here without so much as a fly swatter,” said Marge in that I-want-it-now voice of hers.

They flew to Los Angeles to meet a breeder. The dog had been sold once, but the family didn’t take to his antics and the breeder took him back. He fit right in at the Willows. It was love at first sight. During fishing season – roughly late-May to mid-September – the Doberman sat with his head on Marge’s lap as she put in her required 14 hours a day in front of the television. In the off-season, he was with Eddie as he did home and boat chores or at his side as he tied flies to sell. Every hour or two Eddie or Marge would let him out into the yard for a quick romp or to bark and chase a squirrel. Squirrels were Jody’s mortal enemy. Marge learned to clip his nails and trim his muzzle; it’s a wonder the dog had any hair left since they both petted him constantly.

Eddie named the Doberman Joe D. after Joe DiMaggio, his all-time baseball hero, but it quickly morphed into Jody. He thought naming a sleek Dobie Joe D. was a fitting tribute to the Yankee Clipper.

The sun was just starting the break as Willow loaded the ice chest and drinks, hooked the boat trailer to the Toyota crew cab pick-up’s hitch and took off for town. He climbed Walnut Grade and looked to the spot where highway patrol guys often hid to catch speeders or fishing guides with bad trailer lights. The sneakiest of all was his brother Bob, who liked nothing better than giving Eddie a citation just to prove how honest a cop he was. Nice guy. This time Bob lit him up and punched his siren three times to pull him over.

“Hi ya Eddie, what the dickens kind of stunt are you pulling now?” asked the patrolman.

Eddie was dumfounded. He’d checked his brake and running lights and besides, it was practically daylight.

“That’s not only against the law, it’s really stupid,” said his brother, the cop.

Eddie got out to see what had irked his brother; and there it was. Jody was standing in the boat. The dog had jumped aboard just as Eddie pulled out of the driveway.

If Eddie had turned around and brought Jody home, he’s be late for his guide date and Casper Hardaway hated guides to be late. Cas was even known to dock a guide’s pay if he was just a few minutes behind schedule. And so Eddie decided to bring Jody to work. Maybe Terri Hardaway could watch him . . . or maybe the fishermen wouldn’t mind a little company. Or maybe he’d just quit guiding fly-fishermen from Chicago and New York and . . . and do what?

Cas Hardaway looked up from behind the cash register and made himself perfectly clear: “Willow! Get that dog of yours out of here.” Eddie rubbed Jody’s head and gave the shop owner a mild expletive.

Eddie’s guests were waiting in the boat trailer parking lot, miffed at being all of ten minutes late. “Gentlemen, I apologize . . . but I got this little problem named Jody who followed me to work today. We can either take him with us on the float trip or I can bring him home and you guys can find yourself another guide.” Eddie knew, of course, that with the salmonfly hatch in full swing there wasn’t a licensed guide without a fishing date for a hundred miles.

One of the fishermen petted Jody and said, “Aw, hell, let’s go;” but the other guy was a bit more reluctant. “If he breaks any of my flyrods or gets in the way when I’m casting, I’ll personally shoot him.”

Eddie stared at the fisherman and simply said, “Sir, I seriously doubt that.”

Jody was no trouble. Eddie had taken the dog out about a half-dozen times and he enjoyed his company more than that of most fishermen. Jody never complained, even when it rained, and he didn’t seem to care if they caught fish or not. Once he even helped Eddie pull the anchor rope. In a drift boat, the guide sits in the middle with one angler in front and one in the stern. Willow took an old blanket out of the truck and laid it on the floor in front of his foot brace.

They floated from Pilot Point to Midway – Eddie’s favorite eleven mile stretch of river – and had a bang-up day. By the end of the float the two guys had caught and released about 40 trout. About a mile above the take-out landing at Midway, Eddie put
his fishermen onto a gravel bar and they cast to trout rising to the late afternoon caddis hatch.

With the boat stopped, Jody jumped into the water and played with a big stick that Eddie tossed. Both of the guests laughed at the dog’s antics of grabbing the stick and then tossing it further into the river. Jody barked furiously at squirrels and stuck his butt into the air like Marmaduke in the comics. It looked like Eddie and Jody had made some friends of the breed.

As Eddie pulled the boat onto the trailer for the long ride home, he asked his guests if they’d like to stop at the Mid Drift for something cool like a six pack or two. The guys laughed and replied, “Hell, yes!”

To be continued Tuesday, May 17.

(Story graciously submitted by Bennett J. Mintz who is owned by a 6 1/2 year old AKC registered Doberman Pinscher named Ace Barkowitz. Mr. Mintz owns a small advertising & communications agency in Chatsworth, Calif. and is currently the Corresponding Secretary for the Doberman Pinscher Club of Los Angeles. He also wrote a four part story called Camp Dog posted here in March 2011.)

(Yancey belonged to my Florida friends Chuck & Mary Danielan. Yancey died at 5 years young from cardiac myopathy. He was much loved by all who knew him and will be remembered always.)

Canine Fiction: Camp Dog – part 3, a Doberman Pinscher tale

Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011

Ace Barkowitz guards the bookshelf

Go here to read parts 1 and 2.

Andy would hit the sack right after campfire – everyone did – but he’d read for 15 or 20 minutes. Sometimes, particularly if he’d had a beer, he’d walk outside by the woodpile and both he and Monte would take a leak. It was on such a night that he saw the bear.

Andy looked at ridgelines at dusk. He had never seen anything particularly interesting, but this night something moved the way Monte moved. But Monte was at his side. It was bulky, not like a deer . . . maybe a stray dog like a big shepherd or a St. Bernard. Some of the townspeople had big dogs and this was probably a runaway. But then it stood up to scratch a tree and there was no mistaking that silhouette. No doubt it was a big black bear. No doubt.

By his best reckoning, the bear was 400 yards or so – maybe a quarter mile – from the meadow on the ridge between the stables and the lake. Not very far.

Andy erred in not telling anyone about the bear. But he figured it was a shy old thing and not likely to enter the domain of constantly screaming children.

By late-August the nights were starting earlier and growing colder. Summer camp was coming to a close in another 10 days and Andy began to worry about the winter. The Rev. Keller knocked on his door and asked to come in. “Andy, I’ve been thinking that you’re the best thing that’s happened to Camp Moccasin Flats in a long time. We’ve got a lot of weekend camps coming up – parent retreats, a bible camp, teenage opportunity camp, a couple of college recruitment camps and even winter snow camps – and you could kind of keep things humming. Are you interested?”

He grabbed it. The two shook hands and Andy became the official year-’round caretaker. It was a blessing.

On Friday nights Dolly would make a big birthday cake for all the kids who celebrated the event that week. There were generally one or two. At the Birthday Party, the celebrants would stand up and talk about God’s blessings and how they would try to be a better person in the next 12 months. Many children – mostly the girls – cried. There was lots of hugging. They took it very seriously. Any leftover cake would always go to the cabin or cabins of the birthday kids.

At 4:30 in the morning, Jenny Luftson awoke after eating too much of her 12th birthday cake. Or maybe it had nothing to do with the cake. But she had to vomit. She looked for her flashlight – all campers had flashlights – but it was nowhere to be found, so she headed to the grinder without it. There was a light on the door, so she had no trouble finding the toilet even in the pitch dark, but about halfway there she couldn’t hold it any longer. She bent over, put her hands on her knees, and vomited violently.

The bear came up behind her and peeled the skin from her right buttock into a strip in one bite.

Her scream was the scream of a dying child. It was deep and hysterical and long and pathetic.

Monte heard it and went right to it. He crossed in front of the woodshed, past the horseshoe pit and through the meadow to the girls’ side of camp. About 10 feet before he got to where the bear was tearing the flesh from Jenny, he leaped straight at its face and grabbed the beast’s muzzle, ripping and clawing. The bear shook his head and slammed Monte into the side of the cabin, but the Doberman sucked his breath and grabbed the bear’s nose again, partially ripping it off.

This time the bear broke Monte’s left hip. But he held on to that bear’s nose and mouth with a fury never before seen.

The kids from all over camp spilled out of their cabins, falling and scraping knees in the dark. One boy broke his arm. It was a dark night and the campers could barely see the dog and the great bear locked in a mortal dance. The kids’ screams and the sobbing were deafening. Cabin leaders and counselors-in-training tried to keep the campers in their cabins, but it was no use. They all formed an impromptu semi-circle of an arena only 10 or 20 feet away from the action.

The Rev. Keller stood looking at the battle in a near catatonic state. He watched little Jenny Luftson writhing in pain and fear, puddles of blood pouring from her butt and upper thigh. He watched Monte wrestling for his life and the life of the child. And he did nothing.

Andy, breathless from running the entire length of the meadow, carried two .22 caliber rifles from the firing range. A .22 was next to useless against a bear, but it was all he had. Slowly, methodically, he fingered the weapon as he fell to one knee. He screamed for the kids that had circled the fight to “get the hell out of the way” and they did.

To be continued…

(The story and photo are courtesy of Bennett Mintz.)