Calling all dog lovers. You know who you are. You adopt dogs and/or have dog stuff in your house like dog earrings, dog photos, dog paintings, dog flags, dog mugs, dog jammies (for you and the dog). You and your dog have play dates. Your dog has more friends than you do. Your world has gone to the dogs and you’re proud of it. And if you don’t have any dogs — you have grand-dogs. I saw that today and thought that would be one phrase my own mother would never use.
Here comes the movie. Good boy!
And now for the press release…
“EIT! (Everything is Terrible) as they have been lovingly dubbed by their followers, are the video collective responsible for some of the most intriguing and horrifying viral videos in the Universe. From cat massages to pedophile-hunting yellow dinosaurs, EIT! salvages the best VHS moments from thrift stores across the nation and posts their daily finds on the Internet for the world to see.
Each year, the group edits thousands of these resurrected treasures into one mind-melting feature-length movie. With DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez!, EIT! has elevated their craft to new heights, creating a remake of Alejandro Jodorowsky’s 1973 Film, The Holy Mountain, using only dog-related found footage!
After a grueling year of combing every Air Bud movie for something remotely worthwhile, the group is groomed and ready to tour the continent in homemade, full-body mascot costumes, delivering a psychedelic live show experience that can not be rivaled. This all-new “live in the fur” show picks up where Cirque Du Soleil and The Rock-A-Fire Explosion left off… finally. Oh yeah, and ARFFFF!”
Dogs are not invited.
It all happens this Friday – February 24 at 9 p.m. – that’s an odd time.
I wonder if the Loft Cinema will have people biscuits?
This dog lover (and Loft member) will be there…
(Photo is courtesy – DOGGIE WOGGIEZ! POOCHIE WOOCHIEZ!)