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Winner of Ellen DeGeneres’ Twit Crew Tucson stop

Friday, November 20th, 2009

The Twit Crew from the Ellen DeGeneres Show stopped in Tucson on Wednesday, recorded a portion of the show and handed out 10K in prizes:  90 $100 gas cards and one $1000 gas card.

Her Twit Crew (short for Twitter crew) is traveling across the country and making surprise stops along the way.  Prizes are often gas cards, but there is a chance to win a brand new GMC Terrain.

Twitter messages are sent from Ellen, alerting followers of locations.  Early Wednesday a message was sent identifying Tucson as the next stop.  Around 1:00 p.m. another message was sent telling followers to go to the Shell gas station on Speedway & Alvernon at 4:30 p.m. with a current O Magazine (with Ellen and Oprah on the cover)  and to subscribe to the ThisIsGMC Twitter feed.  Once at the location, Ellen would give participants instructions to “do” something to win a bigger prize.

I stopped at a drug store on the east side of town and grabbed a magazine before heading to the station in central Tucson.  When the clerk saw the magazine, she simpy asked, “You going?”  “Yes,” I replied.  She closed her eyes and nodded and handed me the magazine as if it were an ancient scripture.  It was obvious she really wanted to go.

My friends and I arrived an hour early and missed out on the first 90 prizes.  A couple hundred people were already there.  I overheard a crew member say they had expected only 50ish people and they were surprised by the turnout.  I think by the end of the event, there could have been 500 people there.  Maybe they didn’t think we have Twitter in the Old Pueblo.

There was quite a bit of waiting and finally the big moment came where we became a live remote location and Ellen spoke to us.  She said hello to Tucson.  We screamed.  Then she gave the instructions: Come back in a bathing suit and cowboy hat.  The first one back would get a $1000 gas card.

Hundreds of people flocked across Speedway and Alvernon á la “It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.”

They returned as requested – in bathing suits and cowboy hats.  There were even men in bikinis.  One person creatively fashioned a cowboy hat out of a silver car sunshade.

In the end, it was Frank Landino in flame swim trunks and a green cowboy hat with a light-up tiara and feathers who was awarded the $1000 gas card.

His wife, Christina Landino, says, “It was really quite an accident that he came about winning.”  They discovered the contest not via Twitter but because they live next door to the gas station and Kat had walked over to buy a soda and heard Ellen’s voice over the speakers giving the instructions.

She ran back home and told her husband to throw on a swimsuit and put on her sister-in-law’s cowboy hat.  When all was said and done, this was the result:

Winner Frank Landino on The Ellen Degeneres Show.  Photo:  David Tellez

Winner Frank Landino on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Photo: David Tellez

His wife says, “He’s such a ball of energy anyway — this was right up his alley!”  Congratulations Frank!

Top 15 signs of fall in Tucson

Friday, October 2nd, 2009

The Top 15 signs of fall in Tucson

Do saguaros lose their spines in the fall?

15.

Your A/C or swamp cooler has been running non-stop for months and you can finally give it a break .

14.

You step outside and you realize you no longer hear the mechanical “hum” sound of Tucson.

13.

Your kitchen is eerily quiet since the fridge motor no longer has to kick on constantly to combat the heat to keep the contents cold.  Also your refrigerated items start to last longer and you don’t have to put ALL your fresh produce into the fridge.  Those tomatoes can now survive on the counter for more than a day.

12.

Your ceiling fans are not in perpetual motion and something seems out of equilibrium.

11.

You realize you need new brake pads, a tune up, new tires, etc., because you can now hear the sounds of your car since you no longer need to have the A/C on in the mornings.

10.

You start to crave tamales by association (dried corn in fall displays at the supermarket > visions of the past where indigenous people shucked and ground the corn > ground corn being made into masa > masa > steaming pots of tamales).

9.

You no longer have to battle for or go on expedition for parking spaces in the shade and your car sunshade can go into long-term winter storage (the trunk or under the seat).

8.

You begin to see the brilliant colors of fall leaves (in store displays).

7.

You hear rumors of cooler temperatures and fireplaces blazing at the homes of distant family and friends as they have cozy get-togethers.  You contemplate firing up the fire pit or making a bon fire and inviting some friends over for beer and a BBQ.

6.

You feel almost superior in the knowledge you don’t have to worry about shoveling snow.

5.

But then reality sets in and you seriously wonder if you’ll survive another freezing winter in Tucson.  After all, you barely survived the Big Blizzard of 2007 that poured 2 inches of snow and closed down the schools. (true story)

4.

You start loading up on calories for your winter hibernation.  (see tamales above)

3.

You buy enough flip-flops to last you through the fall and winter and save up your money for long-sleeved T-shirt sales.

2.

You prepare your winter wardrobe by washing a couple sweaters and a fuzzy robe to throw over your T-shirt and shorts at home.

1. And the #1 sign of fall in Tucson??
The hoochie mamas start covering up a bit more.
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Hygiene hypothesis wrongfully discredited

Friday, September 11th, 2009

Too much soap a bad thing?

Too much soap a bad thing?

Me: (To son with spoon in his armpit) I wonder what vitamins are in armpits.
Son: (Dipping spoon into soup and slurping) I think vitamins A, B, and C.

Mysophobia, germophobia, bacteriophobia – how do you get one?  These are things I will never be accused of having.  In fact, one of these days I might find an angry torch-bearing mob outside my door.  However, I would be perfectly safe as none of them would be brave enough to actually step inside.

Maybe someday my husband will finally figure out how to infect me with one of these disorders.

This week I got diagnosed with a genetic disease that can cause breathing problems.  I informed my husband the doctor said I would be sensitive to pollution, dust, smoke and allergens.  His eyes swept around the dusty room with the thick, plush, dog hair carpet, “Ummm, if that’s the case then why aren’t you dead now?”  I shook my head, “I seriously don’t know.  Maybe it’s protecting me.”

According to a study published in JAMA in 2002, being around stinky farm animals, slobbery dogs or hairy cats the first year of life seems to be associated with less allergies later in life.  So maybe the dog hair on the floor has special powers.

In our Swiffer-and-Lysol world where we keep antibacterial wipes and gels within handy reach, people sensitive to at least one allergen have increased by five since 1980 according to the National Institutes of Health.

Back in 1980 I lived in a small apartment with 2 parents, 4 sisters and 2 parakeets.  The place was usually crammed with most of the kids from the Amphi school district.  They helped themselves to the fridge, reached into multiple jars with unwashed hands, then passed around the corded phone and remote control.  Both parents worked so they came home to disaster and were too tired to clean or yell.  That was common back then.  Today it’s not rare to see homes that are disinfected more thoroughly than an operating room.

The Federal Drug Administration describes a “hygiene hypothesis” that “suggests that the critical post-natal period of immune response is derailed by the extremely clean household environments often found in the developed world. In other words, the young child’s environment can be ‘too clean’ to pose an effective challenge to a maturing immune system.  The problem with extremely clean environments is that they fail to provide the necessary exposure to germs required to ‘educate’ the immune system so it can learn to launch its defense responses to infectious organisms. Instead, its defense responses end up being so inadequate that they actually contribute to the development of asthma.”

This hypothesis has meaning for me.  This hypothesis makes sense.  This hypothesis is my sword and shield in making excuses.

So admittedly I have some bias regarding how some in the media are reacting to a new study coming out in the September 15 issue of the American Journal of Respiratory and Critical Care Medicine.  It followed 4000 kids in daycare over eight years to see if exposure to more infectious illnesses provided protection from asthma and allergies.

Principle investigator Johan C de Jongste, M.D., wrote, “We found no evidence for a protective or harmful effect of daycare on the development of asthma symptoms, allergic sensitization, or airway hyper-responsiveness at the age of eight years,”

That is well and good, but now we are seeing headlines like “hygiene hypothesis challenged” regarding this study.  How can they take that jump and associate it with the hygiene hypothesis when the study abstract did not?

On behalf of the hygiene hypothesis, I wish to file a libel claim.

Unless this daycare avoided regular disinfection, could stand some dusting/sweeping, and had a resident butt-licking dog, I don’t know if I can consider this a challenge.

Until then, I remain a faithful believer in the hygiene hypothesis and the benefits of armpit vitamins and dog hair.

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