The Star has a story today about the food bank suspending food donations to The Giving Tree because of missing donated ham. The Giving Tree has been the subject of an excellent Star investigation into its practices.
The comments on the story are mostly the typical vitriolic defenders, accusers, the clueless and blame-everything-on-illegals variety.
But one was pretty funny and I couldn’t resist reposting it. It’s by Ross J. (for context, the owner of the Giving Tree is Libby Wright):
I do not like Giving Tree and ham.
Would you like them here or there?
I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I do not like Giving Tree and ham.
I do not like them, Libbie-I-am.
Would you like them in your husband’s rental house?
Would you like then with that kitchen mouse?
I do not like them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like Giving Tree and ham.
I do not like them, Libbie-I-am.