Humor by Argus Hamiltonby Tucson Citizen on Sep. 08, 2008, under Opinion
Sarah Palin made the cover of People and Us magazines, which terrified the Democrats. Barack Obama just realized Americans have elected their last four presidents for their entertainment value. He just enrolled Joe Biden in clown college.
The New York Post and the New York Daily News were camped out in Alaska gathering every bit of gossip about Sarah Palin they can find. Alex Rodriguez could date an underage stripper, bulk up on steroids and assassinate his bookie and no one in New York would hear about it for eight years.
Argus Hamilton is host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. E-mail: firstname.lastname@example.org