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Humor: W’s memories

George Bush said he’ll write a memoir about his 12 toughest decisions. He invaded Iraq even though it had nothing to do with the 9/11 attacks. He realizes the best way to protect New York would have been to invade the London offices of AIG.

General Motors said it has sold out its first run of 14,000 new V-6, 300-horsepower Camaros. Americans wish the planet the best, but little cars are for little countries.

Mexico slapped a tariff on U.S. goods Monday after Congress cut off Mexican trucks’ access to the U.S. It’s a lesson for us. Two years ago, we were resentful of all the immigrant construction workers, and today we’d be grateful for the sound of hammering.

Chuck Grassley a senator from Iowa, said AIG workers should resign or commit suicide for running the company into the ground and then taking bonuses. He speaks for all of Cong-ress – the guys who ran up $11 trillion in debt, bankrupted the nation and then voted themselves a pay raise.

Argus Hamilton is host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. E-mail: argus@argushamilton.com

Citizen Online Archive, 2006-2009

This archive contains all the stories that appeared on the Tucson Citizen's website from mid-2006 to June 1, 2009.

In 2010, a power surge fried a server that contained all of videos linked to dozens of stories in this archive. Also, a server that contained all of the databases for dozens of stories was accidentally erased, so all of those links are broken as well. However, all of the text and photos that accompanied some stories have been preserved.

For all of the stories that were archived by the Tucson Citizen newspaper's library in a digital archive between 1993 and 2009, go to Morgue Part 2

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