President Obama was on Capitol Hill to urge moderate Democrats to back his budget bill. Each baby born in the U.S. now owes $18,000 in debt. A month ago, Americans were furious at Nadya Suleman for having eight babies, but today, she’s the only thing standing between Social Security and insolvency.
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton flew to Mexico City to address the border drug violence. No one in Washington, D.C., can really say anything about it. Democrats have all done cocaine and Republicans have all laundered cocaine money.
Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd arrived at the White House for meetings. He landed in America not a moment too soon. He wanted to speak to people who love liberty and let them know that Australia is just a 13-hour flight away.
Argus Hamilton is host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. E-mail: argus@argushamilton.com