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Humor: Debt, baby

President Obama was on Capitol Hill to urge moderate Democrats to back his budget bill. Each baby born in the U.S. now owes $18,000 in debt. A month ago, Americans were furious at Nadya Suleman for having eight babies, but today, she’s the only thing standing between Social Security and insolvency.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton flew to Mexico City to address the border drug violence. No one in Washington, D.C., can really say anything about it. Democrats have all done cocaine and Republicans have all laundered cocaine money.

Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd arrived at the White House for meetings. He landed in America not a moment too soon. He wanted to speak to people who love liberty and let them know that Australia is just a 13-hour flight away.

Argus Hamilton is host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. E-mail: argus@argushamilton.com

Citizen Online Archive, 2006-2009

This archive contains all the stories that appeared on the Tucson Citizen's website from mid-2006 to June 1, 2009.

In 2010, a power surge fried a server that contained all of videos linked to dozens of stories in this archive. Also, a server that contained all of the databases for dozens of stories was accidentally erased, so all of those links are broken as well. However, all of the text and photos that accompanied some stories have been preserved.

For all of the stories that were archived by the Tucson Citizen newspaper's library in a digital archive between 1993 and 2009, go to Morgue Part 2

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