The White House prepared to seize Chrysler after President Obama purged General Motors. Who’s next? Kremlinologists are studying photos of the Inaugural Parade to see which company is standing furthest away from him on the reviewing stand.
Robin Williams had a heart procedure done at the Cleveland Clinic last month. It’s a good time to do maintenance. Whenever a new president is enjoying his honeymoon with public opinion, comedians do whatever they can to make the most of the slow days.
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell said Michael Vick must show remorse for hosting dogfights before the player can be reinstated. It seems snobbish to target dogfighting and cockfighting. Not everybody has the wardrobe to trade on the New York Stock Exchange.