South Carolina was declared a disaster area as brush fires threatened seaside hotels while forests and farms burned to the ground. Thousands fled as the flames headed toward Charleston. Electing another Abe Lincoln may have been a mistake.
Miss California did all the cable talk shows after she was denied the Miss USA title by a gay judge for saying she opposes gay marriage. This will be studied in biology classes for years. It’s a textbook example of how a Fox News anchor is born.
Phil Mickelson (right) committed to play in the Quail Hollow Club Championship in Charlotte, N.C. this week. That guarantees a big crowd. Mickelson’s nickname around the PGA is Lefty, which is also what they call shoplifters in Saudi Arabia.
Argus Hamilton is host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. E-mail: argus@argushamilton.com